laughs along the way....an on going list

..."there's condensation in my underwear".

..."you.ain't from around here, is ya?"

...While driving through an underwater tunnel which was also a very narrow and bumpy one way, the gentleman in the pick up behind us laid on his horn, then once out of the tunnel, pulled up along side of us and said "hey buddy, if you can't drive that $%&**%$# any better than that yall need to get off the $#$&**$#?&% road!!" Then with a big smile and a friendly wave he said "welcome to Alabama!"

...while showering at the campground a rather large hairy older gentleman was brushing his teeth.naked, finnegan came running out of the bathroom a bit disturbed. from that point on we have had fun with the line "I poop naked!"

...all ladies sitting on their porch , regardless of age, are referred to.as porch grannies.

..."keep the hammer down big papa, mamas got a possum in the oven."--trucker.

..."burp that kitty"

...look mom, I just saw somebody falling in love.

...sweet! A worm grunting festival! How lucky are we!

...Finn caught a sand crab and must have held onto it too long because it tried to burrow into his hand...it was stuck there and his shrilling scream was heard for miles.

..."are all the rides like this?" --Finn, with tear filled eyes after space mountain.

..."how much longer till we're there?" "We are there now".

....both boys have been pinched to the point of bleeding by various crabs (separate occasions)

..."he loves me, can't we please bring him home?"

...somebody yelled "there's a snake in the water!!" Everyone evacuated the spring, except for Finn and eli who eagerly swam to the snake.

...we have had 8 flat bike tires.

...a young gentleman working at the grocery store insisted on carrying out the bags for stephanie, she resisted, he insisted, he said" where you from, anyway?" After she replied Minnesota, he said "I hate yankees"